Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.””
What if you committed a crime and your favorite actor showed up to arrest you?
I would get into so much trouble.
Hello officer. Why yes! I was doing very naughty things. Would you like to punish me? *dramatic slow motion wink*
Yes officer, arrest me please. I’m begging you.
- 2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
- 2013: fear that real life people find me on the internet.